Some random thoughts for my friend Kristen b/c shes the only one that posts any comments latetly....


I baked some cookies with mashed up avocado, you use it in place of half the butter. they actually turned out nice and chewy. kids even ate them.

i really have gotten hooked on nanny 911. it replays a lot on CMT( i know fairly white trash station, entertaining nontheless). seeing really bad moms makes you feel better about your own lacking skills. Brynly watched it today and said those kids are brats, am I like that? ummmm, how do you anwser that?
sarah- no honey, you would never be that disrepectful to me would you?

Trake got beat up by the neighbor kid AGAIN! Trake said he tied him to the bed and hit him with a bat and a jumprope! Its really hard to tell what happened b/c later he tells me it was fun eating pizza at their house and watching a movie- until the bat part. The mom wasn't even paying attention, it could've been a accident but Trake was FREAKING out when he got home. I can't act like anything is his fault or he'll just say he doesn't want to talk about it. The kid came to apologize but Trake was crying so much that I didn't want him to embarrass himself even more- so I didn't let the kid in. ya, he's 9. still cries. erics having a very hard time with it.

i probably shouldn't say anything about the neighbor drama but i doubt they blog surf.
well, they were going to get divorced but now maybe not. and i said a bunch of BAD things about the guy b/c he's a slimeball, but now the divorce is on hold for awhile. guess who gets to live right next door to the slimeball whos knows i said a bunch of bad, but true, things??? ME...ya pretty akward.

i traded swim lessons for a massage, she said i was a mess. hey, thanks. i know.
i traded for my fake blonde hair again- feeling better about my apperance.
i traded for vinal lettering, anyone have any good ideas for sayings but NOT your typical mormon ones(i have them) something different?

i wish i could trade for:
botox for my eyelids- they always look a little closed in pictures.
some sort of facial to erase my sun damage and make me look like all the cute young moms in my mom/tot class.
so if you know someone who works for a medspa that needs swim lessons- send them my way.

OH I'm such a good swimming teacher! I have the cutest video of a little 2 year old swimming but I can't get it to post! some one please explain it to me! the reason i'm so good is her mom only took her swimming once and i taught her all kinds of cool tricks in only 6 lessons! i do that all the time! amazing, i know