BUT...check out this foul play!














the house on the left is the neighbors house- the one i'm on not so good of terms with- b/c he's got major issues. can you see how it looks like he threw acid or some other poison on our lawn? it was not there yesterday and the grass is very dead!
then- look at the top of the picture. if anyone from swim lessons even parks in front of that tree he gets mad at them! its not even in front of his house(my tree!).
THE WAR IS ON!
did you know if you google revenge you can find all kinds of ideas? here are a couple....
Subscribe your enemy to every form of junk mail you can lay your hands on, the more embarrassing the better...
-float unwrapped chocolate bars and toilet paper in his pool. HA-PRETTY FUNNY.
but he has a motion detector camera he puts out too, i'd totally get caught.
So heres what I came up with for revenge....
-have a bunch of kids come and scream at the top of their lungs for 4 hours a day.
-put up a pool slide so that anytime hes out swimming, my kids or any other kids i have over can look in his back yard and say- look mom! that guys swimming in his underwear (speedo-gross).
-tell the missionaries he got baptized to get a wife but is "not active" anymore- they should stop by.
-whenever eric uses the weedeater, have him hold it up- looking a little psycho for a moment.... then go right back to his work.

oh wait...we're already doing all those things. (weedeater thing included.)

i'm really just counting the days until he calls the HOA on me.... they'll say i can't run a business out of my home, i'll fight it. you read how i took on the bank tellar. no problem.


i should really think about going private, being as bold as i am....
UPDATE- ok maybe not acid or poison but it was weed killer - on purpose. i have a witness. i'm not actually going to get revenge, but i sure am mad!
i thought about going private but it seems like a lot of work. maybe soon though.