I got a email and it had all these funny things kids said about their moms. So I asked my kids the same questions. Trake 3rd grade, Brynly 2nd grade and Grace preschool.

WHY GOD MADE MOMS :

Why did God make mothers? B:To take care of kids.
T:To play with their kids. G:So the mom could take care of baby jesus.
How did God make mothers? B:By bringing them out of the gates of heaven onto the clouds.
T: With water and niceness. G: With a magic wand and mommy just appreared.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
B: because I like her. T: cuz shes nice and caring and good for me. G:I don't want a different mommy.
What kind of little girl was your mom?B: She ate kids foods like spaghetti and mac and cheese. Not yucky stuff like now. T: She watched cartoons and drove a stick shift truck. G: played basketball and soccer and things like me.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
B:If he thought she was pretty and nice. T: If he had any $. G: He had to get his clothes on. Why did your mom marry your dad? B: because hes cute and a goofball. T:So he could have kids or something like that, maybe because she was pretty.( hes had "The Talk") G: he's a sweet daddy and so she coud get bigger. Who's the boss at your house?B: Dad cuz he always says, "I'm the boss"! T:Dad, because hes the oldest. G: Dad cuz hes the oldest and biggest. (Eric at least thinks I'm the boss=)
What's the difference between moms & dads? Dads have private parts and moms don't (I should've seen that one coming) T:Dad goes to work all day and mom doesn't. G: Daddy always wears Packers stuff.
What does your mom do in her spare time? B:Play on the internet and with Elsie. T:exercise and play. G:Play with me and tickle me and read me books. What would it take to make your mom perfect? B: Make her hair longer and make her nicer. T:I'd have to go with being nicer. G: Mommys perfect! I like eveything already.