Thursday, May 15, 2008

5 things on my wish-list of things i wish i had time to do today:
1. a massage. shivering in a pool for 3 hours takes it toll on your body. i'm hoping it'll help me lose some weight too, the shivering.
2. watch Days of our Lives. ever since Brynly told her teacher she wants to stay home from school so she can watch it, I feel like I can't, dang being a good example.
3. eat. i hate that i can only have one cookie or one soda or 1 bowl of cereal. being obese(minus the fat part) might actually be kinda fun. you probably just give up and really EAT whatever you want.
4.get my hair done. sometimes being a fake blond is so much work. my roots are getting pretty trailer trash.
5. watch bravo. i like millionaire match maker and workout(minus the lesbo parts) and real housewives- all the smutty shows i can't watch b/c of my 4 year old.



5 snacks i say i hate, but will eat if it's in front of me:
1.dino nuggets from costco. they really are bad but the smell gets me. when they cook they remind me of the quality dinners in my youth.
2.summer sausage. eric loves this stuff. he'll get a hickory farms gift pack for christmas and the stuff is still edible a year or 2 later. and i eat it.
3.ramen. absolutly no nutritional value. but for some reason i finish it for my kids.
4.tofu molasses cookies because i convince myself they are healthy and they curb my sweet tooth. they are as bad as they sound.
5. cheddar and sour cream chips, you really can't eat just one. i can just feel the grease on them.

5 things i would do if i suddenly became a hundred-aire. (wow- a whole $100)
1. pay my babysitter for 2 weeks.
2. buy a route 44 diet cherry limeade from sonic everyday. if i could get it delivered half way through swim lessons for $100, that too.
3. get some impracticle, trendy shoes that i'd probably only wear on sunday because i don't seem to be getting dressed any other day of the week.
4. get tivo. how do i get by? i don't know, its sad, very sad.
5. pay off 1/300th of my house.

5 things i swore i'd never do, but did:
1.marry a guy that wears ankle socks
2. be a "dance mom"-
hey it only lasted a year.
3. try out for the 9th grade cheer squad, i still cringe thinking about how bad my tryout was.
4. iron. only a few times though.
5. blog about how much "i love my husband". i do but i shouldn't have blogged about it. its annoying. (if you've been married less than 10 years you won't understand. age=wisdom)

3 comments:

diana said...

haha, the brynly days of our lives story made me laugh out loud... that's embarassingly hilarious!

kayleen said...

i love workout. i used to have to watch it in secret, but i slowly showed my husband the wisdom of my ways. now he loves it too. makes me wanna be a trainer. so much drama, who would've known?


ankle socks? i'm surprised you guys are still together. good for you.

Becky said...

Your answers crack me up!! I love your humor...your blog is entertaining. I think I learn more from you than reading any book or magazine.